November 19, 2010

Friday Humor

A few thought provoking quotes of humor for your Friday after noon.  :)





If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. - Frederick Ryder

You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate. - Carrie Snow

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The one about sperm tasting like chocolate is brilliant, lol. Can you imagine? No one would ever get anything done. :)

autumn said...

Love these!
@LoreleiKate - Things would get done alright :) Lot's of chocolate shakes would be made. and promptly drank ;)

Alujna said...

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

OH my fav!!!! :) lol